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Minhdzuy Khorami and Omar Najam love Sailor Moon so much that they stole a space shuttle and began exploring space, all while watching episodes of the brand new Sailor Moon Crystal! Join them as they chronicle their adventures exploring strange worlds and meeting new people on the strange worlds throughout the solar system.

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Havana joins Minhdzuy & Omar as they hop into their next universe. The first strange thing they discover is that this universe starts their weeks not on Sundays, but on a second Monday! The universe is so dark that they realize there is no sun at all! The gang tries to start a band called Moon Chain. Minhdzuy plays the sexophone, a saxophone that works by fucking it, and Havana plays the tromb...
Havana sees Minhdzuy & Omar pop into existence and becomes best friends with them, mostly because she doesn’t have friends on this planet. She shares how she can see things by smelling since she doesn’t have eyeballs. Minhdzuy & Omar try to leave immediately, but Havana manages to get them to stay by telling them about all the very beautiful and nice people. They stay! Omar flirts with...
Minhdzuy and Omar find themselves in another library, but despite its similar appearance to the other libraries, they soon discover that it’s a non-shush library on a high school campus. They start to plan their entry into the Hollywood Fringe Festival once they make it back to their universe, but soon get distracted by Regina Spektor’s cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps in Kubo and the Two...
Minhdzuy and Omar wake up in another giant library, but something seems amiss. After naming all six human senses and all twenty-five human emotions, they realize that the library is almost exactly the same as the library they’d just seen. For some reason, this prompts them to criticize David Ayers’ direction in Suicide Squad, as well as Jared Leto’s performance as the Joker. That leads them ...
After touching the Jerry Bruckheimer wheel, Minhdzuy and Omar wake up in a giant library and discover a magical, psychic mural that responds to thoughts. Using the language of exploration, Omar and Minhdzuy ask it basic questions to help them figure out where they are, but soon realize that true adventure lies outside. Our two explorers find a perfectly preserved version of the Acropolis, leading ...
Minhdzuy & Omar have been living on the Fry’s Electronics Spaceship for far too long now and come to the realization that perhaps, they are really, truly stuck on the ship. As they live their new lives on the ship, they lament the decorative Jerry Bruckheimer (Pirates of the Caribbean 3) pirate ship steering wheel that doesn’t seem to do anything other than mock their inability to move any...
At long last, Chip, the Fry's Electronic's Spaceship mascot, finally speaks! And he's just the kind of wiseguy that Omar and Minhdzuy expected him to be. They discuss Burbank, California, filmmaking in Hollywood, and how Chip is able to create films right on the spot. After discussing Act 34 of Sailor Moon Crystal and watching Hotaru's transformation, Omar and Minhdzuy realize that Chip is stuck o...
Minhdzuy and Omar are still lost in the Fry's Electronic spaceship. They use their time pitching new TV show ideas to Chris Hardwick, fixing his poorly titled Talking Dead, and discovering that the Fry's Electronic spaceship cheapo bins might just be spawning original ideas as they're being said. They talk about the dark plot of the outer Sailor Senshi to destroy Hotaru as they escape the maze that is the Fry's Electronic spaceship!...
Minhdzuy & Omar board the Fry's Electronics Spaceship to find that nobody is there to greet them! They've been Punk'd again! The two discuss the longevity of the phrase, "Punk'd," reminiscing about the times that Beyonce and Zach Braff got Punk'd, far before they were as famous as they are now. They meet Chip, the Fry's Electronics statue, who communicates to them solely through blinks. Plus, ...
Minhdzuy and Omar discover that they're still being tracked by the Best Buy ship and have to figure out a way to discard anything on the ship that may be tracked! They're outraged by the overpriced FYE DVDs on the ship and don't feel too bad about throwing most of the things out. Plus, they discover that they haven't introduced a single segment on their podcast ever since Sailor Moon Science way b...
Minhdzuy and Omar find themselves aboard an abandoned carrier ship, but the security drones are still fully active! By breaking into the records room, they discover that the galaxy has been hiding a long war between electronic goods stores, F.Y.E., Circuit City and quite possibly, Best Buy. While they have not hesitated to meddle in galactic affairs before, they take pause when deciding to become ...
Omar and Minhdzuy continue drifting through space on their space bus, causing them to go a little bit stir crazy. Sure, they have everything they need, but they can only eat 3D pizza for so long. The space-traveling duo discusses the Flash, the new Captain America: Civil War movie, and launching the Shakespearean Cinematic Universe. Plus, they sing just enough of the Nickelodeon Animorphs series t...
Minhdzuy and Omar are flying through space on their space bus with nothing to guide them any longer. As they embark on their road trip, they bring their highly useful Road TIPS. The two of them discuss physics and the nature of the universe, how their 3D printer has been providing them with most of the things they need to survive, and how they wish that they had a 3D television. Plus, season 3 of ...
On the run from the law, Minhdzuy and Omar kick off the third season of the podcast by stealing a tour bus to start their campaign to win the position of high chancellor of Uranus. But they soon discover that campaigning isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially when you don't really like the planet you're on. Is it finally time for them to leave Uranus? They ponder that question as they dive in...
Minhdzuy & Omar successfully jump back through time and into space with their new car, but they've got a stowaway! It's Jonnah Llamas, a civilian from Jupiter! She graciously lets them steal her car as they hurtle towards Saturn, the water park planet. Plus, they talk about how Chibiusa kept having flashbacks during the middle of a time travel storyline....
Minhdzuy & Omar discover that Jupiter's government is withholding some very dark secrets, so they devise a plan to get off of the planet and back on track with their travels. But how will they do it? Is time travel really the only answer? Also they remember to talk about Act 20 of Crystal!...
In this week's episode of Hey Sailor, we meet Dael Kingsmill, the eternal winner of Mars American Idol from Space Australia. She takes us to downtown Mars and helps us navigate the fumes that cause memory loss on the red planet. Plus, we launch an IndieGoGo and a Kickstarter for different things. Sailor Jupiter gets kidnapped, but we almost forget to talk about that. All of that and more in this w...
This week, Omar and Minhdzuy learn to fly the shuttle a little better as they make their way to Mars! They discuss whether or not everything is connected to Supernatural as well as some of the finer plot points of act 15! UFOs abound in this exciting episode!...
This week on the podcast, Omar takes over hosting duties as Ben decides to stay on the moon and hold down the fort. On their shuttle ride back to earth, they talk about Age of Ultron and get mistreated by one of the stewardesses. Plus, they end up talking about the new season of Sailor Moon Crystal!...
This week, Sailor Ben and Sailor Minhdzuy return to the moon base to find that evil might be lurking somewhere up there. Has Tuxedo Mask been watching them all this time? Plus, they talk about a very intense and emotional Act 12 of Sailor Moon Crystal. All that and more on this week's episode of Hey Sailor! ...
Minhdzuy and Ben finally reach their new podcast studio on the moon! Plus we endure the dark realities of Tuxedo Mask's childhood with special guest Ben Siemon as we journey through Act 7 and 8 of Crystal! Plus a visit to KTLA news for a very special announcement! Is Sailor Swift going to visit our show or what? Find out more on this episode of Hey Sailor! We would love your feedback! Email us at...
On today's show we start our search for missing anime wall scroll bars! Plus we discuss our favorite moments from episode 5 and the most ridiculous moments of episode 6. Plus a ride on a very special 6 o'clock bus. Is Ben switching his favorite to Jupiter? Is Minhdzuy's mom Sailor Moon? Find out in Hey Sailor Episode 3! Eaaaaarrrrwooooooolllllllfffffff over the rainbow!...
In episode two Minhdzuy and Ben are on shore leave! We discuss Sailor Moon Science (More Hair More Power! Transformation Pen Violates Thermodynamics! Lie to cats!), review Sailor Moon Crystal 3 and 4, and leave the show mid way to take jobs as cram school software programmers! All this plus arbitrary singing on Hey Sailor! Not a Sailor Moon fan? You will be! We would love your feedback! Email us at heysailorpodcast@gmail.com!...
In the first episode of Hey Sailor! Minhdzuy Khorami and Ben Manoochehri discuss why they love Sailor Moon and how it was hard to be open about it as teenagers! Also impressions about Sailor Moon Crystal episode 1 and 2! Plus an unexpected visit from Tuxedo Mask himself! All that and more on Hey Sailor! The Sailor Moon podcast!...